So I heard you all need a little brain freeze.
Luckily, I just finished my new promotional trailer so you can get that and have your intestines rearranged all at the same time.
The video will give you a sample of what my work is all about, and the best part is that you can rock out to one wickedly awesome song.
Let me know what you think.
Sunday, November 2, 2014
Friday, October 31, 2014
OF BLOOD AND WATER: CATT DAHMAN
OF BLOOD AND WATER: CATT DAHMAN
YAHOO, LIZARDS!!!! IT’S FINALLY HERE!!! THE DAY THE VEIL
DROPS AND NOTHING SEPARATES US FROM THE DARKNESS WE SEEK SO LET US PLUNGE RIGHT
INTO IT WITH BOTH TALONS … I MEAN, PAWS … NO, I MEAN FEET!!!! Can’t give our
secrets away, no can I?
While you struggle with your body morphing into that despised
creature that craves blood on the other 364 days of the year, today your
metamorphosis is spot on!!! It’s why you win the office Halloween Costume
Contest every single year!!! They don’t know that fur isn’t glued on!!! And
what they don’t know CAN hurt them!!! BWAHHHAHAHAHAA!!! *just a little
Halloween humor!!!*
With the coolness in the air and the hunger for sweets at a
fever pitch, maybe we should make some s’mores!!!! But if we’re going to make s’mores,
we need a campfire, and woods and a sleepover and … SERIAL KILLERS THAT LEAVE A
TRAIL OF BLOOD!!!! And we know how a rising body count drives local law enforcement
crazy!!! Yup, we’ve got a supergood gorefest planned today for our Daily Book Giveaway!
The fantabulous and very prolific Mistress of the Damned Catt DAHMAN
is offering up ONE ECOPY of
Of Blood and Water: Campground Murders (Virgil
McLendon Thrillers Book 1) for your reading pleasure!!!! You’ll want to keep the lights
on, a weapon handy, and have the neighborhood patrol on duty 24/7 for this
one!!! I don’t know about you, but I
love reading about campers getting whacked off!!! There’s something so totally
American about it!!! And Ms. Dahman does NOT hold
back!!! I learned that the hard way!!!
Yes, it was another tussle getting her to participate. Don’t
know what it is about horror writers … they’re so persnickety at times!!! Ms. Dahman
is a Texas girl and I learned my lesson about dealing with them before, but I
had what I thought was a perfect disguise – I turned invisible!!!! I mean, come
on!!!! How would she be able to detect me coming!!!! Ah, but she didn’t have
to!!! The quicksand and gators she had surrounding her residence did it for
me!!!! My screams for help attracted her attention and she just followed the
reptilians to where I was trapped and sinking fast!!!! When she pulled me out,
she agreed to put up the one ecopy and offer up the print version for our GRAND PRIZE CONTEST!!!! If you haven’t
entered, you should!!! It’s a freakin’ bundle of fright!!!!
So let’s get this going!!! You got a lot of people to scare
and I’m respectful of your time!!! So crawl on over to the Official FB
Event page and comment “I WANT TO
WIN” in the OCTOBER 29th
DAILY GIVEAWAY POST pinned to the top of the page and you just might!!!!
Because it is being a special day, ALL THE RULES HAVE BEEN SUSPENDED!!!! That’s right!!!! Kicking, biting and throttling your
fellow competitors is now not only legal, but recommended!!! With one ecopy at
stake, do your dangest to win!!! Is that victory I smell?!!! Yup, it’s mingling
with the toasted marshmallows!!! NOW HAVE THE BEST DAY
EVER,
YOU LIZARDS ‘CAUSE IT’S
HALLOWEEN! !! !
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
CATT DAHMAN has
been writing for more than 30 years. Along the way, she has been a public
speaker, a director for a charity, a waitress, a researcher, an interior
designer, and a retail clothing sales person and have even dabbled as a PI. She has taught in public schools, private schools, and college. Both her degrees are from Texas A&M where she took courses such as criminal psychology, deviant behavior, abnormal psychology, sexual psychology, and criminal investigation. She is proud to be a native of Texas, and has traveled all over the US, and now back in Texas--in Fort Worth with her husband, son, 7 cats, a dog, and a ferret. Being a mom has been the best job ever. She now writes full time, working on horror, thrillers, sci fi, and criminal investigation series: a mixture of dinosaurs to serial killers, to zombies to sharks to vampires to weird westerns, to time travel, to all things spooky. She likes any story she can turn dark and chilling; she often hears that she is "a gory, scary writer" which is fine with her.
Visit her at:
Of
Blood and Water: Campground Murders (Virgil McLendon Thrillers Book 1)
“With
a twisting story and gore beyond comprehension…I found this
story to be both engrossing and terrifying at the same time.
Ms. Dahman is a very graphic writer and is also a
very amazing story teller …” – An Amazon Reader
story to be both engrossing and terrifying at the same time.
Ms. Dahman is a very graphic writer and is also a
very amazing story teller …” – An Amazon Reader
In 1974, a crime wave shakes a small town as children
are murdered while camping with their scout troops or parents; a few were
kidnapped. A young deputy, Virgil McLendon, is forced to lead an investigation
into the brutal murders while a nation watches, wondering at his new
techniques.
No one has heard of profiling and few know how to read
a crime scene. Eventually, these methods will shape the new Behavioral Analysis
Unit of the FBI, but in 1974, they are thought to be strange.
Virgil McLendon feels he is chasing ghosts as the
killers kidnap young people, torture victims, leave a trail of dead campers,
and seek to shock an entire town with the bloodshed and cruelty. As the body
count rises, he feels the answers are close. Maybe far too close.
Each act is more violent the last, and the serial
killers decide to go after the local law enforcement department as well. It's a
battle of brains, and nothing is as it seems.
Of Blood and Water explores "nature vs. nature",
family traditions, the beginnings of a new way to track criminals that will be
called behavioral analysis, and the last of the innocence, as a nation changes.
The face of justice will be turned aside, and vengeance may rule the case.
The Oklahoma campground murders, a true crime case,
adds reality as McLendon pushes self-doubt away, and chases the killers.
The first in the Virgil McLendon series, Of Blood and
Water, is where the deputy begins learning how to hunt criminals...and where he
gains a taste for the chase.
*Extreme Violence and gore
Thursday, October 30, 2014
BIGFOOT HUNTERS: RICK GUALTIERI
BIGFOOT HUNTERS: rick gualtieri
WOO HOO, DUDE!!!! One more day and you're golden!!!! But you gotta get off the tricycle and stop riding it in circles around the house! Yeah, I know that you’re going trick or treating as Damien and getting in some practice! And, yes, I do remember when the toddler Antichrist plows into Lee Remick and sends her tumbling off over the balcony, but you’re wearing yourself out!!! There’ll be nothing left for tomorrow night!!! You’re panting like a dog and what the heck is that smell? Wait is it me? *sniffs under my arms* Nope! Is it you? *sniffs under your arms* Nope!!! Then where is it … coming from *notices open window* Oh, my God, it’s coming through there! And that howl … why, I think it’s … it’s … BIGFOOT, dude!!!! And right on time for our Daily Book Giveaway!
Who better to show up and play guest host than the awesome
BIGFOOT!!!! I mean, there are legends, and there are LEGENDS, and BIGFOOT is
one of the latter!!! Like Fox Mulder’s poster said, “I
WANT TO BELIEVE!”
and courtesy of the fantastic Rick Gualtieri you will!!! He’s coughing up ONE PRINT and THREE ECOPIES of
his awesome, HORROR-ADVENTURE, action-packed thrill ride bigfoot
hunters!!! Camping
trip? Kids? Woods? Monster? Are you getting the picture?!!! And what could be
more fun than kids getting decimated by a mythical creature? NOTHING!!!
Of course, Rick just had to put up a fight!!! Why, why, why?!!!! It just
brings out my scary side and I do bad things … very bad things. Since he wouldn’t
listen to reason, I brought out Tessie … my trained anaconda!!!! Well, SEMI-trained,
anyway!!! She sometimes listens and
sometimes doesn’t!!! Don’t think it’s as much obstinacy as that one bad ear she
has from me hollering at her!!! Anywho, I let her out of the van I parked in
front of Rick’s house and let Tess slither on in!!! She applied the kind of
bone-crushing pressure only she knows how to apply!!! When he cried “uncle,” I
came rushing in and told her to stop, but she didn’t listen … or couldn’t!!! It
took a truckload of chicken breasts thrown in the opposite direction to get her
off of him!!! But he was fine!!! Don’t know why he was complaining so much!!! I
mean, cracked ribs don’t take that long to heal!!! Just tape ‘em up and wait
three months and you’re done!!!
So if you want to have some fun under the covers (Hey, hey,
hey!!! Mind out of the gutter, peeps!!!) Click on over to the Official FB
Event page and comment “I WANT TO
WIN” in the OCTOBER 30th
DAILY GIVEAWAY POST pinned to the top of the page and you just might!!!! Also
add in which format (print or ecopy) you want or just say “BOTH!”
I’m amending the rules so that you can use weapons that cause
blunt force trauma!!!! Just my way of saying thanks!!!! Good luck to you all!!!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Rick Gualtieri
lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three
kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against
him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking out words, he can typically be found
jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would
seek to defile them - Defilers Beware!
His upcoming works
include:
HALF A PRAYER (The Tome of
Bill, part 6)
DEVIL HUNTERS
Visit him at:
Blog - www.poptartmanifesto.com
Facebook – www.facebook.com/RickGualtieriAuthor
Twitter – www.twitter.com/RickGualtieri
Or just drop him a
line at rickg.author@gmail.com.
Don't be shy.
Unlike the creatures in his novels, he doesn't bite. :)
BIGFOOT HUNTERS
“Rick
is an exceptional writer with a real knack for flow,
description and characterization.” – The Indie Bookshelf
(theindiebookshelf.blogspot.com)
description and characterization.” – The Indie Bookshelf
(theindiebookshelf.blogspot.com)
Evolution is about to be kicked in
the teeth by some very large feet.
When Harrison Kent suggests a camping trip to the dense
forests of Colorado, his friends are all eager for a little adventure. What
awaits them, though, is far more than they ever bargained for.
They learn that Sasquatch is real, but these are not
the shy creatures that legends speak of. A madness has claimed them, erasing
their once peaceful nature and leaving in its place a ravenous horde of
monsters that's about to descend upon the unsuspecting residents of a remote
town.
The bloodthirsty beasts are not the only secret the
woods hold, however. Help is on the way from an unlikely source. If Harrison
and his friends can survive long enough, they might just be able to even the
odds and reclaim mankind's place atop the food chain.
************
Bigfoot Hunters is 90,000 words of
graphic Horror Adventure (mature audiences only) by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill
The Vampire and Scary Dead Things.
Includes the bonus short story, Zombie Pride, by Thea
Isis Gregory.
CONTEST CLOSED -- WINNERS POSTED ON OFFICIAL FB EVENT PAGE!!!
TO ENTER
1. Simply click on link below (HALLOWEENPALOOZA PIC)
2. Comment "I Want to Win" on the October 30th Daily Giveaway post
3. That's it! All names will be put into Random.org at 8 PM this evening. Winners will be posted on FB!
GOOD LUCK!!!
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