BIGFOOT HUNTERS: rick gualtieri
WOO HOO, DUDE!!!! One more day and you're golden!!!! But you gotta get off the tricycle and stop riding it in circles around the house! Yeah, I know that you’re going trick or treating as Damien and getting in some practice! And, yes, I do remember when the toddler Antichrist plows into Lee Remick and sends her tumbling off over the balcony, but you’re wearing yourself out!!! There’ll be nothing left for tomorrow night!!! You’re panting like a dog and what the heck is that smell? Wait is it me? *sniffs under my arms* Nope! Is it you? *sniffs under your arms* Nope!!! Then where is it … coming from *notices open window* Oh, my God, it’s coming through there! And that howl … why, I think it’s … it’s … BIGFOOT, dude!!!! And right on time for our Daily Book Giveaway!
Who better to show up and play guest host than the awesome
BIGFOOT!!!! I mean, there are legends, and there are LEGENDS, and BIGFOOT is
one of the latter!!! Like Fox Mulder’s poster said, “I
WANT TO BELIEVE!”
and courtesy of the fantastic Rick Gualtieri you will!!! He’s coughing up ONE PRINT and THREE ECOPIES of
his awesome, HORROR-ADVENTURE, action-packed thrill ride bigfoot
hunters!!! Camping
trip? Kids? Woods? Monster? Are you getting the picture?!!! And what could be
more fun than kids getting decimated by a mythical creature? NOTHING!!!
Of course, Rick just had to put up a fight!!! Why, why, why?!!!! It just
brings out my scary side and I do bad things … very bad things. Since he wouldn’t
listen to reason, I brought out Tessie … my trained anaconda!!!! Well, SEMI-trained,
anyway!!! She sometimes listens and
sometimes doesn’t!!! Don’t think it’s as much obstinacy as that one bad ear she
has from me hollering at her!!! Anywho, I let her out of the van I parked in
front of Rick’s house and let Tess slither on in!!! She applied the kind of
bone-crushing pressure only she knows how to apply!!! When he cried “uncle,” I
came rushing in and told her to stop, but she didn’t listen … or couldn’t!!! It
took a truckload of chicken breasts thrown in the opposite direction to get her
off of him!!! But he was fine!!! Don’t know why he was complaining so much!!! I
mean, cracked ribs don’t take that long to heal!!! Just tape ‘em up and wait
three months and you’re done!!!
So if you want to have some fun under the covers (Hey, hey,
hey!!! Mind out of the gutter, peeps!!!) Click on over to the Official FB
Event page and comment “I WANT TO
WIN” in the OCTOBER 30th
DAILY GIVEAWAY POST pinned to the top of the page and you just might!!!! Also
add in which format (print or ecopy) you want or just say “BOTH!”
I’m amending the rules so that you can use weapons that cause
blunt force trauma!!!! Just my way of saying thanks!!!! Good luck to you all!!!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Rick Gualtieri
lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three
kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against
him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking out words, he can typically be found
jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would
seek to defile them - Defilers Beware!
His upcoming works
include:
HALF A PRAYER (The Tome of
Bill, part 6)
DEVIL HUNTERS
Visit him at:
Blog - www.poptartmanifesto.com
Facebook – www.facebook.com/RickGualtieriAuthor
Twitter – www.twitter.com/RickGualtieri
Or just drop him a
line at rickg.author@gmail.com.
Don't be shy.
Unlike the creatures in his novels, he doesn't bite. :)
BIGFOOT HUNTERS
“Rick
is an exceptional writer with a real knack for flow,
description and characterization.” – The Indie Bookshelf
(theindiebookshelf.blogspot.com)
description and characterization.” – The Indie Bookshelf
(theindiebookshelf.blogspot.com)
Evolution is about to be kicked in
the teeth by some very large feet.
When Harrison Kent suggests a camping trip to the dense
forests of Colorado, his friends are all eager for a little adventure. What
awaits them, though, is far more than they ever bargained for.
They learn that Sasquatch is real, but these are not
the shy creatures that legends speak of. A madness has claimed them, erasing
their once peaceful nature and leaving in its place a ravenous horde of
monsters that's about to descend upon the unsuspecting residents of a remote
town.
The bloodthirsty beasts are not the only secret the
woods hold, however. Help is on the way from an unlikely source. If Harrison
and his friends can survive long enough, they might just be able to even the
odds and reclaim mankind's place atop the food chain.
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Bigfoot Hunters is 90,000 words of
graphic Horror Adventure (mature audiences only) by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill
The Vampire and Scary Dead Things.
Includes the bonus short story, Zombie Pride, by Thea
Isis Gregory.
CONTEST CLOSED -- WINNERS POSTED ON OFFICIAL FB EVENT PAGE!!!
TO ENTER
1. Simply click on link below (HALLOWEENPALOOZA PIC)
2. Comment "I Want to Win" on the October 30th Daily Giveaway post
3. That's it! All names will be put into Random.org at 8 PM this evening. Winners will be posted on FB!
GOOD LUCK!!!
It's okay. It only hurts when I laugh...or breathe...or try to keep living. :)
ReplyDeleteThat's the spirit! Tessie just got carried away ... :)
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